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Thứ Năm, 22 tháng 12, 2016

THE TEST Joke Funny

THE TEST Joke 

These four guys were enrolled in an Organic Chemistry class at Duke University. They did so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, that each had an "A" for the semester. 

These guys were so confident that they decided to go up to the University of Virginia and party with some friends the weekend before finals. 

After all the hardy-partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until Monday morning. 

Since they were late for the final, they decided to make an excuse to the professor so they could take a make-up exam. 

Later on in the day, they found their professor and explained that they had gone to UVA for the weekend, but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. 

As a result, they missed the final. The Professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. 

They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. 

He placed them in separate rooms, handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin. 

They looked at the first problem, worth 5 points, something simple about free radical formation. "Cool" they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room, "this is going to be easy." Each finished the problem and then turned the page. 

On the second page was: (For 95 points): Which tire? 

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Thứ Năm, 15 tháng 12, 2016

Short Knock Knock Family Jokes Funny

Knock Knock Family Jokes 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Mom & Dad. Mom & Dad who? Exactly your adopted. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Disguise! Disguise who? Disguise (this guy) is your boyfriend? 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Stranger! Stranger who? Didn't your mom ever tell you not to open the door to strangers. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Heart! Heart who? Heart to hear you, can you speak up. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Grandma! Grandma who? Oh, you better stop sassin' me cuz I am yo grandma 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Honey! Honey who? Honey I'm home. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe. Joe who? Joe momma. 

Knock Knock Who's There? Aunt Jemima Aunt Jemima Who? I'm glad I ain't joe mamma 

Knock Knock Whos there Od lady Old lady who? I didnt know you cold yodel 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Father. Father who? Father, son, holy, spirit. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Me Me who? You are so weird you dont know who you are! 

Thứ Năm, 8 tháng 12, 2016

Sweet And Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Sweet And Funny Knock Knock Jokes



Knock knock
Who's there?
Police
Police who?
Police open the door. I forgot my lunch!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Alaska
Alaska who?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore is between us, let me in!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Amish
Amish who?
A mish you too!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lenna
Lenna who?
Lenna little closer and I'll tell you

Knock Knock,
Whos there,
Love
Love Who,
I LOVE YOU!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Plums
Plums who?
Plums me we'll always be friends!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rena
Rena who?
Rena this bell doesn't do any good!

Knock knock
Who's there?
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU who?
Don't ask who, because it's YOU!

Knock knock
Who's there?
A little girl
A little girl who?
A little girl who can't reach the doorbell!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Dumbbell
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Grandad
Crap! Stop the funeral!
Shared by a contributor

Knock knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub... I'm dwowning!

Thứ Năm, 1 tháng 12, 2016

Knock Knock Movie Jokes Funny

Knock Knock Movie Jokes Funny



Knock knock! Whos There? Oscar! Oscar who? Oscar if she wants to go to an awards show. 

Knock Knock Who's there? Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock Holmes who? Sherlock Holmes (should lock homes) somebody could break in. 

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tinkerbell! Tinkerbell who? Think your bell is out of order. 

Knock Knock Who's there? Max! Max who? I'll Max you an offer you can't refuse. 

Knock Knock Who's there? Lucy! Lucy who? Lucy, I'm Home...("I Love Lucy" 1951-1957) 

Knock Knock Who's there? Lauren. Lauren who? Lauren order is my favorite show. 

Knock Knock Who's there? Dwayne! Dwayne who! Dwayne the knock johnson 

Knock knock Who's there? Needle Needle who? I needle money for the movies! 

Knock Knock Who's there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with you! 

Knock Knock Who's there? Cologne! Cologne who? Are Cologne (clone) troopers and stormtroopers the same? 

Knock Knock Who's there? Suriname! Suriname who? Suriname Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other. 

Knock Knock Who's there? Russia! Russia who? Russia Hour 3 was absolutely horrible. 

Thứ Sáu, 25 tháng 11, 2016

Cute Knock Knock Jokes That Make You Laugh

Cute Knock Knock Jokes That Make You Laugh



Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you a owl?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?

Thứ Tư, 16 tháng 11, 2016

Knock Knock Name Jokes Funny

Knock Knock Name Jokes Funny



Knock Knock. 
Who's there? 
Dakota! 
Dakota who? 
Dakota of arms. (coat of arms) 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Danielle! 
Danielle who? 
Danielle, I can hear you just fine. 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Darwin. 
Darwin who? 
Darwin a picture! 

Knock Knock 
Who's There? 
Debbie! 
Debbie Who? 
Debbie or not to be. 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
De Niro! 
De Niro who? 
De Niro I am to you, the more beautiful you get. 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Dewey! 
Dewey who! 
Dewey have to listen to all this knocking! 

Knock knock! 
Whos There? 
Donald! 
Donald who? 
Donald come baby cradle in all. Knock 

Knock Knock  
Who's there? 
Doris. 
Doris who? 
The Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking. 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Doug. 
Doug who? 
Doug is a man's best friend. 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Duncan! 
Duncan who? 
Duncan your chickens before they hatch. 


Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Dwayne! 
Dwayne who! 
"Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!" 
"Dwayne the knock johnson" 

Knock Knock 
Who's there?
Dwight. 
Dwight who? 
Dwight around yo lips! 

Thứ Ba, 8 tháng 11, 2016

Knock Knock Pick Up Lines Funny

Knock Knock Pick Up Lines Funny



Knock Knock. 
Who's there? 
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
 Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who? 
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe. 

Knock Knock 
Who's there ! 
Honeydew! 
Honeydew who? 
Honeydew you know how fine you look right now? 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
I love you! 
I love you who? 
Don't ask who, because it's you. 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Juno! 
Juno who? 
Juno I love you right? 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Honey bee! 
Honey bee who? 
Honey bee a doll and give me dem digits. 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Aldo! 
Aldo who? 
Aldo anything for you! 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Cynthia! 
Cynthia who? 
Cynthia you been away, I missed you. 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
De Niro! 
De Niro who?
De Niro I am to you, the more beautiful you get. 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Egg! 
Egg who?
 Eggcited to meet you. 

Thứ Năm, 3 tháng 11, 2016

Really Funny Knock Knock Geeky Jokes Short

Knock Knock Geeky Jokes



Knock Knock Who's There? Carrot Carrot Who? Karate Chop! 

Knock Knock Who's There? Yah Yah Who? Yahoo, lets Party! 

Knock Knock Who's there? 2:30 2:30 who? I made a dentist appointment cause my 2:30 (tooth hurty) 

Knock Knock Who's There? Atch Atch Who? God Bless You! 

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Yah. Yah who Nooo! Thanks I use Google. 

Knock Knock Who's There? Georgia Georgia Who? Georgia the Jungle, watch out for that tree! 

Knock Knock Who's there? Two 4's Two 4's who? No need to make lunch we already

Knock Knock Who's there? Ya Ya who? .com 

Knock knock Who's there USB! USB who? USB makes better honey. 

Knock knock Who's there C. C Who? I'm coming to see you! 

Knock Knock Who's There? Broccoli Broccoli Who? Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly. 

Knock Knock Who's There? Narnia! Narnia who? Narnia business. 

Knock Knock Who's There? Cotton! Cotton who? Cotton a trap, can you help me out. 

Knock Knock Who's There? Juicy. Juicy who? Juicy (did you see) last nights episode of the Big Bang Theory?

Knock Knock Who's There? Wire. Wire who? Wire you asking i just told you. 

Knock Knock Who's There? Weirdo. Weirdo who? Weirdo you think you're going? 

Knock Knock Who's There? Olive Olive Who? Olive You 

Knock Knock Who's There? Cozy! Cozy who? Cozy whose knocking please. 

Knock Knock Who's there? Stopwatch! Stopwatch who? Stopwatch your doing and pay attention! 

Knock Knock Who's there? Spell! Spell who? W H O 

Knock Knock Who's there? Heart... Heart who? I'm having a Heart (hard) time opening the door. I want wireless 

Knock Knock Who's There? Wire-man Wire-man who? WIRE you doing this to me? 

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Thứ Năm, 13 tháng 10, 2016

Funniest Cute Knock Knock Jokes For Couples

Funniest Cute Knock Knock Jokes For Couples 




Knock! Knock! Who's there? Kiss Kiss who? KISS Grandma Dad: 

Knock Knock. Son: Who's there? Dad: Boo. Son: Boo who? Dad: Why are you crying? Son 

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm T! I'm T who? Oh, you're only 2? Is your mom home? 

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your mom! 

Knock knock Who's there? Grandad Crap! Stop the funeral! 

Knock knock Who's there? Like! Like who? Like father like son the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 

Knock knock Who's there? Fruit. Fruit who? Fruit of your loins, that's who. 

Knock knock Who's there Chimp! Chimp who? A chimp off the old block. 

Knock knock Who's there Ammonia! Ammonia who? Ammonia little girl who can't reach the doorbell! 

Knock knock Who's there? Bae. Bae who? Bae hook or by crook there better only be one. 

Knock knock Who's there? honey comb honey comb who honey comb yo hair 

Knock knock Who's there? Hide. Hide who? Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.

Knock knock Who's there? Marry! Marry Who? Will you marry me? 

Knock knock Who's there? Nerf! Nerf who? Your nephew. 

Knock knock Who's there? I got. I got who? I got a family tree unlike you you have a family cactus as your family is full of pricks 

Knock knock Who's there? Nana! Nana who? Nana your business. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your Niece. Your Niece who? Your Niece who can't reach the doorbell! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Bud! Bud who? Bud is thicker than water. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Parents! Parents who? Exactly you're adopted. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Cousin Ted! Cousin Ted who? Cousin Ted of opening the door your making me wait in the rain. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Mom & Dad. Mom & Dad who? Exactly your adopted. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Disguise! Disguise who? Disguise (this guy) is your boyfriend? 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Stranger! Stranger who? Didn't your mom ever tell you not to open the door to strangers. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Heart! Heart who? Heart to hear you, can you speak up. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Grandma! Grandma who? Oh, you better stop sassin' me cuz I am yo grandma 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Honey! Honey who? Honey I'm home. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe. Joe who? Joe momma. 

Knock Knock Who's There? Aunt Jemima Aunt Jemima Who? I'm glad I ain't joe mamma 

Knock Knock Whos there Od lady Old lady who? I didnt know you cold yodel 

Thứ Hai, 3 tháng 10, 2016

Funny Knock Knock Jokes Food Of All The Time

Funny knock knock jokes food 



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the coming of the lord...

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho cheese!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we could go to eat?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my gum.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my chewing gum by mistake!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta salt please.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta la vista, gringo.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peanut.
Peanut who?
Peanut going down a slide!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas pass the butter!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas of the rock!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete who?
Pete-za delivery!

Chủ Nhật, 28 tháng 8, 2016

Skunk Jokes--Funny Jokes For Adults Of The Day

Skunk Jokes

Q: Have you heard the skunk joke? 

A: You don't want to; it really stinks! 

Q: How do you make a skunk stop smelling? 

A: Plug up its nose! 

Q: How many skunks does it take to make a big stink? 

A: A phew! 

Q: How much money does a skunk have? 

A: One scent! 

Q: What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

 A: Odor in the court! 

Q: What did the religious skunk say? 

A: "Let us spray!"

 Q: What do you call a flying skunk? 

A: A smell-icopter. 

Q: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? 

A: I don't know, but it can easily get a seat on the bus! 

Q: What do you get when you cross a robot and a skunk? 

A: R-2 P-U! 

Q: Which rapper do skunks like? 

A: 50 Scent! 

Q: Why are skunks so smart? 

A: Because they have a lot of scents! 

Q: Why did Sally bring her skunk to school? 

A: For show-and-smell!

Q: Why didn't the skunk call his parents?

 A: Because his phone was out of odor! 

Thứ Sáu, 19 tháng 8, 2016

Rod Blagojevich One-Liners--Funny Jokes Of The Day

Rod Blagojevich One-Liners 


Q: What's a good christmas present for Rod Blagojevich? 
A: A Good Lawyer! 

Q: What will Governor Blagojevich do after getting kicked out of office? 
A1: Become the official Lego Hair model. 
A2: Get fired again by Donald Trump on Celebrity Apprentice! 
A3: Host of the game show "Let's Make A Deal" 

Q: How is Governor Blagojevich's dream similar to the one by Martin Luther King Jr? 
A: Who knows, but for $100 he will tell you about it! Statement: Time magazine reports that Governor Blagojevich has an approval rating 4%. That's with a margin of error of 5%. Punchline: This means he could actually disapprove of himself. 

Q: When federal agents arrived at Governor Blagojevich's house how much time did he need before being arrested? 
A: 5 minutes to pack up his things and 4 hours to brush his hair! 

Q: What is Governor Blagojevich's real last name? 
A1: Bla-son-of-a-bitch 
A2: Bla-just-go-with-it 
A3: BraggingBitch 

Q: Rod Blagojevich was arrested for trying to sell a United States senate seat to the highest bidder, what happens next? 
A: Blagojevich will go to prison where his seat/ass will be sold to the biggest bidder! 

Q: What did Rod Blagojevich say when Barack Obama called on him to resign? 
A: "Only if the price is right!" 

Q: How did federal agents determine Blagojevich has a long history of bribes and kickbacks? 
A: They searched his hair! 

Q: Why did NBC change their minds about having Blagojevich appear on "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!"? 
A: Because they thought he would be better represented on "The Biggest Loser"! 

Q: What is the title to the new tell-all Rod Blagojevich book? 
A: "The Idiot's Guide To Becomming Governor Of Illinois" 

Chủ Nhật, 14 tháng 8, 2016

Omid Djalili Stand Up Jokes

Omid Djalili Stand Up Jokes 

I would first point out that laughing can actually save you money. Did you know that a belly laugh is, physiologically, the same as 20 minutes of yoga?

So when my manager Nigel fell over and hit his head on the ironing board, I lost 5lb. And giggling uncontrollably for five minutes is as good as running on a treadmill for half an hour. So when I was teaching my son to ride his bike and he flew over the handlebars into a tree, 

I laughed so hard I'm now thinking of becoming a swimwear model. I've been hit by the comedy crunch. 

I invested all my jokes in Jonathan Ross So if you keep laughing, you can almost certainly save money and ditch that gym membership. 

The Government are always telling us we've got to eat at least five fruit or veg a day or we will die. Isn't it time we had a daily laughter allowance? I would recommend at least five smiles a day and two giggles if one is to maintain a healthy outlook on life. 

There was a shipwreak, in a lifeboat in the middle of the pacific ocean there was an Indian, an Arab and an Iranian. 

A shark swam up up, ate the Arab, ate the Iranian, went up to the Indian but turned and swam away. The Indian prayed to god 'Oh God why did you save me?'. The shark said ' I had one of you last year and my a'rse is still burning.

 I was once Asked to become a jehovah's witness. I said I did not see the accident. 

Most people only associate the middle east with oil and phlegm and halitosis. I'm joking, I'm joking we're running out of oil. 

Thứ Năm, 4 tháng 8, 2016

Knock Knock Music Jokes--Cute Knock Knock Jokes


Knock Knock 

Who's There?
 Ahmed Ahmed who? 
Ahmed the payphone trying to call home. 
All of my change I spent on you. 

Knock Knock 

Who's There? 
Daisy! 
Daisy who? 
Daisy me rollin, they hatin 

Knock Knock 

Who's There? 
Wendy! 
Wendy who? 
Wendy wind blows de cradle will fall. 

Knock Knock 

Who's There? 
Britney Spears! 
Britney Spears who? 

Knock Knock 

Who's There? 
Oops I did it again 

Knock Knock

 
Who's There? 
Usher! 
Usher who? 
Usher wish you would let me in. 

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Hello! 
Hello who? 
Hello from the other side I must've called a thousand times. 

Chủ Nhật, 31 tháng 7, 2016

Knock Knock Food Jokes

Knock Knock Food Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who's there? 
Noah Noah who? 
Noah good place to eat! 

Knock Knock! 

Who's there?
 Honey! 
Honey who? 
Honey I'm home. 

Knock Knock! 

Who's there? 
Cook! 
Cook who? 
I'm not crazy, you are. 

Knock Knock! 

Who's there? 
Thermos! 
Thermos who? 
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this. 

Knock Knock! 

Who's there? 
Isma Isma who? 
Isma lunch ready yet. 

Knock Knock! 

Who's there? 
U-8 U-8 who U-8 my lunch. 

Knock Knock 

Who's There? 
Gorllia Gorllia Who? 
Gorllia Sandwich, 
I`m Hungry 

Knock Knock! 

Who's there? 
Cash! 
Cash who? 
I should've guessed your some kind of nut. 

Knock Knock 

Who's There? 
Butter!
 Butter who? 
I butter tell you a few more knock knock jokes. 

Thứ Hai, 18 tháng 7, 2016

Knock Knock Geography Jokes--Cute Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Geography Jokes


Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Texas! 
Texas who? 
Texas are getting higher every year! 

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Tibet! 
Tibet who? 
Early Tibet and early to rise! 

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Toronto! 
Toronto who? 
Toronto be a law against 
Knock Knock Jokes 

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Tripoli! 
Tripoli who? 
Tripoli play!

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Tunis! 
Tunis who? 
Tunis company, three's a crowd! 

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Turin! 
Turin who? 
Turin to a vampire on Halloween! 

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Turkey! 
Turkey who? 
Turkey that falls off the bone. 

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Uruguay! 
Uruguay who? 
You go Uruguay and I'll go mine! 

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Uruguay! 
Uruguay who? 
I'm not a gay...
Uraguay! 

Knock Knock 

Who's there?
Uganda! 
Uganda who?
Uganda get away with this! 

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Utah! Utah who? 
Utah sight. 
Outta mind. 

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Utica! Utica who? 
Utica the high road. 
I'll take the low road. 

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Venice. 
Venice who? 
Venice your mom getting home? 

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Yemen! 
Yemen who? 
"Why don't Yemen keep it down, we're trying to sleep." 
"What do Yemen? 
(You Mean -Justin Bieber)" 

Thứ Ba, 12 tháng 7, 2016

Impatient cow--Cute Knock Knock Jokes

Impatient cow

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!

Thứ Sáu, 1 tháng 7, 2016

Romantic Knock Knock Jokes--Cute Knock Knock Jokes

Romantic Knock Knock Jokes

  Let's read Cute Knock Knock Jokes about Best Knock Knock Joke Ever, Knock Knock Fun



Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome!

Knock, knock

Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?

Thứ Ba, 28 tháng 6, 2016

Love Knock Knock Jokes--Cute Knock Knock Jokes

Love Knock Knock Jokes


Let's read Kids Knock Knock Jokes about Adult Knock Knock Jokes, Knock Knock Fun



Knock Knock

Who's There?
Ahmed Ahmed who?
Ahmed the payphone trying to call home.
All of my change I spent on you.

Knock Knock

Who's There?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin

Knock Knock

Who's There?
Wendy!
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows de cradle will fall.

Knock Knock

Who's There?
Britney Spears!
Britney Spears who?

Knock Knock

Who's There?
Oops I did it again

Knock Knock

Who's There?
Usher!
Usher who?
Usher wish you would let me in. 

 

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