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Chủ Nhật, 31 tháng 7, 2016

Knock Knock Food Jokes

Knock Knock Food Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who's there? 
Noah Noah who? 
Noah good place to eat! 

Knock Knock! 

Who's there?
 Honey! 
Honey who? 
Honey I'm home. 

Knock Knock! 

Who's there? 
Cook! 
Cook who? 
I'm not crazy, you are. 

Knock Knock! 

Who's there? 
Thermos! 
Thermos who? 
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this. 

Knock Knock! 

Who's there? 
Isma Isma who? 
Isma lunch ready yet. 

Knock Knock! 

Who's there? 
U-8 U-8 who U-8 my lunch. 

Knock Knock 

Who's There? 
Gorllia Gorllia Who? 
Gorllia Sandwich, 
I`m Hungry 

Knock Knock! 

Who's there? 
Cash! 
Cash who? 
I should've guessed your some kind of nut. 

Knock Knock 

Who's There? 
Butter!
 Butter who? 
I butter tell you a few more knock knock jokes. 

Thứ Hai, 18 tháng 7, 2016

Knock Knock Geography Jokes--Cute Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Geography Jokes


Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Texas! 
Texas who? 
Texas are getting higher every year! 

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Tibet! 
Tibet who? 
Early Tibet and early to rise! 

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Toronto! 
Toronto who? 
Toronto be a law against 
Knock Knock Jokes 

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Tripoli! 
Tripoli who? 
Tripoli play!

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Tunis! 
Tunis who? 
Tunis company, three's a crowd! 

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Turin! 
Turin who? 
Turin to a vampire on Halloween! 

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Turkey! 
Turkey who? 
Turkey that falls off the bone. 

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Uruguay! 
Uruguay who? 
You go Uruguay and I'll go mine! 

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Uruguay! 
Uruguay who? 
I'm not a gay...
Uraguay! 

Knock Knock 

Who's there?
Uganda! 
Uganda who?
Uganda get away with this! 

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Utah! Utah who? 
Utah sight. 
Outta mind. 

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Utica! Utica who? 
Utica the high road. 
I'll take the low road. 

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Venice. 
Venice who? 
Venice your mom getting home? 

Knock Knock 

Who's there? 
Yemen! 
Yemen who? 
"Why don't Yemen keep it down, we're trying to sleep." 
"What do Yemen? 
(You Mean -Justin Bieber)" 

Thứ Ba, 12 tháng 7, 2016

Impatient cow--Cute Knock Knock Jokes

Impatient cow

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!

Thứ Sáu, 1 tháng 7, 2016

Romantic Knock Knock Jokes--Cute Knock Knock Jokes

Romantic Knock Knock Jokes

  Let's read Cute Knock Knock Jokes about Best Knock Knock Joke Ever, Knock Knock Fun



Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome!

Knock, knock

Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?

 

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