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Thứ Sáu, 25 tháng 11, 2016

Cute Knock Knock Jokes That Make You Laugh

Cute Knock Knock Jokes That Make You Laugh



Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you a owl?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?

Thứ Tư, 16 tháng 11, 2016

Knock Knock Name Jokes Funny

Knock Knock Name Jokes Funny



Knock Knock. 
Who's there? 
Dakota! 
Dakota who? 
Dakota of arms. (coat of arms) 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Danielle! 
Danielle who? 
Danielle, I can hear you just fine. 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Darwin. 
Darwin who? 
Darwin a picture! 

Knock Knock 
Who's There? 
Debbie! 
Debbie Who? 
Debbie or not to be. 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
De Niro! 
De Niro who? 
De Niro I am to you, the more beautiful you get. 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Dewey! 
Dewey who! 
Dewey have to listen to all this knocking! 

Knock knock! 
Whos There? 
Donald! 
Donald who? 
Donald come baby cradle in all. Knock 

Knock Knock  
Who's there? 
Doris. 
Doris who? 
The Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking. 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Doug. 
Doug who? 
Doug is a man's best friend. 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Duncan! 
Duncan who? 
Duncan your chickens before they hatch. 


Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Dwayne! 
Dwayne who! 
"Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!" 
"Dwayne the knock johnson" 

Knock Knock 
Who's there?
Dwight. 
Dwight who? 
Dwight around yo lips! 

Thứ Ba, 8 tháng 11, 2016

Knock Knock Pick Up Lines Funny

Knock Knock Pick Up Lines Funny



Knock Knock. 
Who's there? 
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
 Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who? 
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe. 

Knock Knock 
Who's there ! 
Honeydew! 
Honeydew who? 
Honeydew you know how fine you look right now? 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
I love you! 
I love you who? 
Don't ask who, because it's you. 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Juno! 
Juno who? 
Juno I love you right? 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Honey bee! 
Honey bee who? 
Honey bee a doll and give me dem digits. 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Aldo! 
Aldo who? 
Aldo anything for you! 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Cynthia! 
Cynthia who? 
Cynthia you been away, I missed you. 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
De Niro! 
De Niro who?
De Niro I am to you, the more beautiful you get. 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Egg! 
Egg who?
 Eggcited to meet you. 

Thứ Năm, 3 tháng 11, 2016

Really Funny Knock Knock Geeky Jokes Short

Knock Knock Geeky Jokes



Knock Knock Who's There? Carrot Carrot Who? Karate Chop! 

Knock Knock Who's There? Yah Yah Who? Yahoo, lets Party! 

Knock Knock Who's there? 2:30 2:30 who? I made a dentist appointment cause my 2:30 (tooth hurty) 

Knock Knock Who's There? Atch Atch Who? God Bless You! 

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Yah. Yah who Nooo! Thanks I use Google. 

Knock Knock Who's There? Georgia Georgia Who? Georgia the Jungle, watch out for that tree! 

Knock Knock Who's there? Two 4's Two 4's who? No need to make lunch we already

Knock Knock Who's there? Ya Ya who? .com 

Knock knock Who's there USB! USB who? USB makes better honey. 

Knock knock Who's there C. C Who? I'm coming to see you! 

Knock Knock Who's There? Broccoli Broccoli Who? Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly. 

Knock Knock Who's There? Narnia! Narnia who? Narnia business. 

Knock Knock Who's There? Cotton! Cotton who? Cotton a trap, can you help me out. 

Knock Knock Who's There? Juicy. Juicy who? Juicy (did you see) last nights episode of the Big Bang Theory?

Knock Knock Who's There? Wire. Wire who? Wire you asking i just told you. 

Knock Knock Who's There? Weirdo. Weirdo who? Weirdo you think you're going? 

Knock Knock Who's There? Olive Olive Who? Olive You 

Knock Knock Who's There? Cozy! Cozy who? Cozy whose knocking please. 

Knock Knock Who's there? Stopwatch! Stopwatch who? Stopwatch your doing and pay attention! 

Knock Knock Who's there? Spell! Spell who? W H O 

Knock Knock Who's there? Heart... Heart who? I'm having a Heart (hard) time opening the door. I want wireless 

Knock Knock Who's There? Wire-man Wire-man who? WIRE you doing this to me? 

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