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Thứ Năm, 22 tháng 12, 2016

THE TEST Joke Funny

THE TEST Joke 

These four guys were enrolled in an Organic Chemistry class at Duke University. They did so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, that each had an "A" for the semester. 

These guys were so confident that they decided to go up to the University of Virginia and party with some friends the weekend before finals. 

After all the hardy-partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until Monday morning. 

Since they were late for the final, they decided to make an excuse to the professor so they could take a make-up exam. 

Later on in the day, they found their professor and explained that they had gone to UVA for the weekend, but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. 

As a result, they missed the final. The Professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. 

They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. 

He placed them in separate rooms, handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin. 

They looked at the first problem, worth 5 points, something simple about free radical formation. "Cool" they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room, "this is going to be easy." Each finished the problem and then turned the page. 

On the second page was: (For 95 points): Which tire? 

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Thứ Năm, 15 tháng 12, 2016

Short Knock Knock Family Jokes Funny

Knock Knock Family Jokes 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Mom & Dad. Mom & Dad who? Exactly your adopted. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Disguise! Disguise who? Disguise (this guy) is your boyfriend? 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Stranger! Stranger who? Didn't your mom ever tell you not to open the door to strangers. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Heart! Heart who? Heart to hear you, can you speak up. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Grandma! Grandma who? Oh, you better stop sassin' me cuz I am yo grandma 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Honey! Honey who? Honey I'm home. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe. Joe who? Joe momma. 

Knock Knock Who's There? Aunt Jemima Aunt Jemima Who? I'm glad I ain't joe mamma 

Knock Knock Whos there Od lady Old lady who? I didnt know you cold yodel 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Father. Father who? Father, son, holy, spirit. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Me Me who? You are so weird you dont know who you are! 

Thứ Năm, 8 tháng 12, 2016

Sweet And Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Sweet And Funny Knock Knock Jokes



Knock knock
Who's there?
Police
Police who?
Police open the door. I forgot my lunch!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Alaska
Alaska who?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore is between us, let me in!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Amish
Amish who?
A mish you too!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lenna
Lenna who?
Lenna little closer and I'll tell you

Knock Knock,
Whos there,
Love
Love Who,
I LOVE YOU!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Plums
Plums who?
Plums me we'll always be friends!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rena
Rena who?
Rena this bell doesn't do any good!

Knock knock
Who's there?
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU who?
Don't ask who, because it's YOU!

Knock knock
Who's there?
A little girl
A little girl who?
A little girl who can't reach the doorbell!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Dumbbell
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Grandad
Crap! Stop the funeral!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub... I'm dwowning!

Thứ Năm, 1 tháng 12, 2016

Knock Knock Movie Jokes Funny

Knock Knock Movie Jokes Funny



Knock knock! Whos There? Oscar! Oscar who? Oscar if she wants to go to an awards show. 

Knock Knock Who's there? Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock Holmes who? Sherlock Holmes (should lock homes) somebody could break in. 

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tinkerbell! Tinkerbell who? Think your bell is out of order. 

Knock Knock Who's there? Max! Max who? I'll Max you an offer you can't refuse. 

Knock Knock Who's there? Lucy! Lucy who? Lucy, I'm Home...("I Love Lucy" 1951-1957) 

Knock Knock Who's there? Lauren. Lauren who? Lauren order is my favorite show. 

Knock Knock Who's there? Dwayne! Dwayne who! Dwayne the knock johnson 

Knock knock Who's there? Needle Needle who? I needle money for the movies! 

Knock Knock Who's there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with you! 

Knock Knock Who's there? Cologne! Cologne who? Are Cologne (clone) troopers and stormtroopers the same? 

Knock Knock Who's there? Suriname! Suriname who? Suriname Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other. 

Knock Knock Who's there? Russia! Russia who? Russia Hour 3 was absolutely horrible. 
 

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