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Thứ Năm, 13 tháng 10, 2016

Funniest Cute Knock Knock Jokes For Couples

Funniest Cute Knock Knock Jokes For Couples 




Knock! Knock! Who's there? Kiss Kiss who? KISS Grandma Dad: 

Knock Knock. Son: Who's there? Dad: Boo. Son: Boo who? Dad: Why are you crying? Son 

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm T! I'm T who? Oh, you're only 2? Is your mom home? 

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your mom! 

Knock knock Who's there? Grandad Crap! Stop the funeral! 

Knock knock Who's there? Like! Like who? Like father like son the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 

Knock knock Who's there? Fruit. Fruit who? Fruit of your loins, that's who. 

Knock knock Who's there Chimp! Chimp who? A chimp off the old block. 

Knock knock Who's there Ammonia! Ammonia who? Ammonia little girl who can't reach the doorbell! 

Knock knock Who's there? Bae. Bae who? Bae hook or by crook there better only be one. 

Knock knock Who's there? honey comb honey comb who honey comb yo hair 

Knock knock Who's there? Hide. Hide who? Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.

Knock knock Who's there? Marry! Marry Who? Will you marry me? 

Knock knock Who's there? Nerf! Nerf who? Your nephew. 

Knock knock Who's there? I got. I got who? I got a family tree unlike you you have a family cactus as your family is full of pricks 

Knock knock Who's there? Nana! Nana who? Nana your business. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your Niece. Your Niece who? Your Niece who can't reach the doorbell! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Bud! Bud who? Bud is thicker than water. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Parents! Parents who? Exactly you're adopted. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Cousin Ted! Cousin Ted who? Cousin Ted of opening the door your making me wait in the rain. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Mom & Dad. Mom & Dad who? Exactly your adopted. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Disguise! Disguise who? Disguise (this guy) is your boyfriend? 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Stranger! Stranger who? Didn't your mom ever tell you not to open the door to strangers. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Heart! Heart who? Heart to hear you, can you speak up. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Grandma! Grandma who? Oh, you better stop sassin' me cuz I am yo grandma 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Honey! Honey who? Honey I'm home. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe. Joe who? Joe momma. 

Knock Knock Who's There? Aunt Jemima Aunt Jemima Who? I'm glad I ain't joe mamma 

Knock Knock Whos there Od lady Old lady who? I didnt know you cold yodel 

Thứ Hai, 3 tháng 10, 2016

Funny Knock Knock Jokes Food Of All The Time

Funny knock knock jokes food 



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the coming of the lord...

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho cheese!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we could go to eat?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my gum.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my chewing gum by mistake!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta salt please.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta la vista, gringo.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peanut.
Peanut who?
Peanut going down a slide!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas pass the butter!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas of the rock!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete who?
Pete-za delivery!
 

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