Yoga Jokes
Do you wanna join me for a yoga class?
Namaste here. (No I must stay here).
What do you get when you combine Starbucks and a yoga class?
I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
Why didn't the yogi vacuum in the corner?
Because he has no attachments.
What does a dyslexic cow say?
Ommmmmmmmmm.
What did the yogi put on the sign outside his studio?
Inquire Within.
What was the woman angry after her yoga class?
She was bent out of shape.
What did the yogi say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?
Decom-pose.
What's the most romantic kind of yoga position a man can do?
Pro-pose.
Did you see the romantic comedy with Meg Ryan as a yogini?
It's called "Yoga mail".
What did the yogi tell the vacuum salesman?
Too many attachments.
What kind of animal does yoga?
A Shangri-llama.
What do you call women doing yoga in see through Lululemon pants?
Over-ex-posers.
What did the cobra say to the downward facing dog?
I'm not a poser you are.
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