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Thứ Ba, 28 tháng 6, 2016

Love Knock Knock Jokes--Cute Knock Knock Jokes

Love Knock Knock Jokes


Let's read Kids Knock Knock Jokes about Adult Knock Knock Jokes, Knock Knock Fun



Knock Knock

Who's There?
Ahmed Ahmed who?
Ahmed the payphone trying to call home.
All of my change I spent on you.

Knock Knock

Who's There?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin

Knock Knock

Who's There?
Wendy!
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows de cradle will fall.

Knock Knock

Who's There?
Britney Spears!
Britney Spears who?

Knock Knock

Who's There?
Oops I did it again

Knock Knock

Who's There?
Usher!
Usher who?
Usher wish you would let me in. 

Thứ Hai, 27 tháng 6, 2016

Odysseus Who--Cute Knock Knock Jokes

Odysseus who


Let's read Good Knock Knock Jokes about Knock Knock Jokes



Knock Knock

Who's There?
Odysseus!
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw.

Knock Knock


Who's There?
Debbie!
Debbie Who?
Debbie or not to be.

Knock Knock

Who's There?
Hobbits!
Hobbits who?
Hobbits going out for a drink later.

Knock Knock

Who's There?
You Know!
You Know Who?
Exactly.

Knock Knock

Who's There?
Wendy!
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows de cradle will fall. 

Thứ Hai, 20 tháng 6, 2016

Doorbell--Cute Knock Knock Jokes

Doorbell


Let's read Good Knock Knock Jokes about Best Knock Knock Joke Ever



Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD guy on your doorstep?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Iowa.
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!


Thứ Sáu, 17 tháng 6, 2016

Carrot Carrot Who--Cute Knock Knock Jokes

Carrot Carrot Who


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Knock Knock

Who's There?
Art Art Who?
R2-D2

Knock Knock

Who's There?
Toby Toby Who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.

Knock Knock

Who's There?
Carrot Carrot Who?
Karate Chop!

Knock Knock

Who's There?
Yah Yah Who?
Yahoo, lets Party!

Knock Knock

Who's there?
2:30 2:30
who?
I made a dentist appointment cause my 2:30 (tooth hurty) 

Thứ Tư, 15 tháng 6, 2016

Boo Boo--Cute Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock 

Who's There?
 Aunt Jemima Aunt Jemima Who?
 I'm glad I ain't joe mamma 

Knock Knock 

Who's there?
 Razor! Razor who?
 Razor hands, this is a stick up! 

Knock Knock 

Who's There? 
William William Who? 
Williammind your own bussiness? 

Knock Knock 

Who's There? 
Burglar! Burglar who? 
Burglars don't knock. 

Knock Knock 

Who's There? 
Boo Boo Who? 
You better cry you ninny! 

Chủ Nhật, 12 tháng 6, 2016

Who--Cute Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's There?
 Hobbits!
 Hobbits who?
 Hobbits going out for a drink later. 

Knock Knock

 Who's There?
 You Know!
 You Know Who?
 Exactly.

 Knock Knock

 Who's there?
 De Niro!
 De Niro who?
 De Niro I get, the more beautiful you become. 

Knock knock! 

Whos There?
 Theresa!
 Theresa who?
 Theresa (there is a) movie for everyone. 

Knock, Knock! 

Who's there?
 Doctor!
 Doctor who?
 That's a great T.V. show, isn't it? 

Thứ Sáu, 10 tháng 6, 2016

Stalin!--Cute Knock Knock Jokes

Stalin!

Let's read Cute Knock Knock Jokes about Knock Knock Jokes

Who's there?
 Edward Rex.
 Edward Rex who?
 Edward wrecks the Coronation.

 Knock Knock

 Who's there?
 Tank!
 Tank who?
 Your welcome!

 Knock Knock

 Who's there?
Stalin!
 Stalin who?
 Stalin for time!

 Knock Knock

 Who's there?
 Rome!
 Rome who?
 Rome is where the heart is!

 Knock Knock.

 Who's there?
 WORLD'S BIGGEST LIAR!
 World's Biggest Liar Who?
 MITT ROMNEY! 

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Thứ Năm, 9 tháng 6, 2016

Cute Knock Knock Jokes

Cute Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock Knock

 Who's there !
 Ice cream !
 Ice cream who ?
 Ice cream if you don't let me in !

 Knock Knock

 Who's there !
 Honeydew! 
Honeydew who?
 Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

 Knock Knock

 Who's there?
 Pecan! Pecan who?
 Pecan somebody your own size! 

Knock Knock

 Who's there? 
Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?
 Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad. 

Knock Knock.

Who's there? 
Bison! Bison who?

 Bison girl scout cookies! 


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Extra-Terrestrials--Cute Knock Knock Jokes

Extra-Terrestrials

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

An extraterrestrial.

Extraterrestrial who?

What – how many extra-terrestrials do you know?


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