Cow Jokes
Q: Why don't cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry
Q: What did mama cow say to baby cow?
A: It's pasture bedtime.
Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and an upset cow?
A: An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.
Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
A: The farmer had cold hands.
Q: What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
A: Beef strokin' off.
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
Q: What do you call a cow you can't see?
A: Camooflauged.
Q: How easy is it to milk a cow?
A: It's a piece of steak.
Q: Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
A: Because the cow has the utter.
Q: What do cows do while skiing?
A: Moo-Guls!
Q: How do you make a milkshake?
A: Give a cow a pogo stick.
Q: What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
A: Bullogna
Q: What does a cow put on his french toast?
A: Moooolasses.
Q: What do you call an evil cow?
A: De-mooooon.
Q: Why was the cow so scared?
A: Because he was a cow-ard.
Q: What did the cow say to the cow tipping rednecks?
A: Don't moooove a muscle.
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